Name: Apricot the Gerbil
Birthday: Oct. 25th, 1980 (close enough to have Halloween-costume birthday parties, which is made of awesome.)
Gender: depends on whether the die I roll when I wake up is odds or evens
School: Cotter High and Saint Mary's U, Winona, MN
Current Occupation: standardized test scorer, telemarketer, basement-dwelling vagrant [varies often]
Interests: ...I've been informed that it is in the Collective's best interests for me to keep my mouth shut for this portion of the interview, so I will instead smile vapidly and reply "Pokemon," giving the word a questioning upwards lilt.
When I grow up, I want to be: that amusing (as opposed to "jail-ably") eccentric uncle-and/or-aunt everybody seems to know at least one of at some point
Personal Link: http://missanthrope.com/gerbilfluff/ [WARNING: no matter how cute and harmless the site itself may look, the textual contents within are very much not for the kiddies.]
Personal Quote: "Oh, I dunno... I think I have an ass made for radio."
Birthday: Oct. 25th, 1980 (close enough to have Halloween-costume birthday parties, which is made of awesome.)
Gender: depends on whether the die I roll when I wake up is odds or evens
School: Cotter High and Saint Mary's U, Winona, MN
Current Occupation: standardized test scorer, telemarketer, basement-dwelling vagrant [varies often]
Interests: ...I've been informed that it is in the Collective's best interests for me to keep my mouth shut for this portion of the interview, so I will instead smile vapidly and reply "Pokemon," giving the word a questioning upwards lilt.
When I grow up, I want to be: that amusing (as opposed to "jail-ably") eccentric uncle-and/or-aunt everybody seems to know at least one of at some point
Personal Link: http://missanthrope.com/gerbilfluff/ [WARNING: no matter how cute and harmless the site itself may look, the textual contents within are very much not for the kiddies.]
Personal Quote: "Oh, I dunno... I think I have an ass made for radio."

Hullo, this is Nick; I'm one of the lads you ran into at Scott McCloud's thing. Nothing much else to say, this is just the promised "Hi."